culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

poptwart:

poptwart:

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta deal with my

ANNOYING AND OBSESSIVE PERSONALITY

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

this is the the greatest thing ive ever read

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…it gets better

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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guy:

"what happens if u have a boner and u unzip ur pants??"

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