celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

Confidence goals: Kanye West 

Attitude goals: Rihanna

Money goals: Beyonce

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD

  • Person: What is your favorite thing about 30 Seconds to Mars?
  • Me: EVERYTHING. WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S OF COURSE THE ECHELON, THEY'RE MY FAMILY YOU KNOW? LIKE, WE'RE THIS BIG DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY, AND THERE'S THOUSANDS OF US AROUND THE WORLD AND WE HAVE THE SAYING "YES THIS IS A CULT" WHICH IS MEANT TO BE IRONIC, LOL AND WE'RE ALL BROTHERS AND SISTERS. AND THEN THERE'S JARED, HE'S A VAMPIRE AND THE LEAD SINGER AND WHEN HE SINGS THE VEINS UNDER HIS EYES POP OUT AND OMG HE'S A MASTER TROLLER, HE TROLLS US ALL THE TIME AND HE'S 40 BUT HE LOOKS 30 AND ACTS LIKE A LITTLE KID AND HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL AND INSPIRATIONAL AND MEANS SO MUCH TO ME AND HE ALWAYS TELLS US TO LIVE OUR DREAMS BECAUSE HIS DREAMS CAME TRUE AND OMG I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. AND HE'S HAD LIKE 239 DIFFERENT HAIR STYLES INCLUDING A POMHAWK, A MULLET, A BLONDE MULLET, A BLONDE MOHAWK, LIKE SOO MANY. HE'S A VAMPIRE. THEN THERE'S HIS BROTHER SHANNON WHO IS A SHANIMAL BUT HE CANT SPELL AND HE SWEATS MUDDAFUGGAAAZ SWEATS SWEATS AND IS SUCH AN ANIMAL ON THE DRUMS AND HE ALWAYS MAKES FUNNY FACES OR THINGS DURING INTERVIEWS AND HE IS JUST SO AMAZING AND CUTE AND CARES SO MUCH FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER JARED AND SHANNON'S 41, BUT HE'S A VAMPIRE TOO LOLOLOL. I JUST LOVE HIM SO MUCH HE'S SO HOT AND HE HAS THE HOTTEST BACK IN THE WORLD. THEN THERE'S TOMO WHO IS JUST THE COOLEST MOFO EVER AND HE REALLY IS LIVING HIS DREAMS BY BEING IN THE BAND AND HIS SMILE AND LAUGH ARE SO INFECTIOUS AND HE IS MY IDOL I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE'S JESUS DID YOU KNOW THAT? LOL HE REALLY IS. AND THEN THEY HAVE THE GLYPHS AND THE TRIAD AND I'LL ALWAYS LOVE THEM THEY'RE A LIFESTYLE AND THEY'RE SO PERFECT I JUST WANT THEM ALL SO BAD THEY ARE THE MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN MY LIFE, I LOVE THEM MORE THAN I LOVE MYSELF LOLOL.
  • Person: .......
  • Me: SHOULD I GO ON? THEY HAVE ALL THESE MEANINGS BEHIND THEIR SYMBOLS AND THEIR MUSIC VIDEOS, AND THEY ALMOST GOT SUED FOR 30 MILLION DOLLARS AND....
  • ladyechelon:

    30 Seconds To Mars - The Fantasy (live)

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    harrysgivinghead:

    inhalinglarry:

    so my mom borrowed my laptop

    and when she gave it back, this was her search history

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    is it bad im screaming or

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    basics

    1. name: Kathia
    2. birthday: February 9
    3. favorite color: green, grey
    4. lucky number:  7
    5. height: 5’3”

    talents

    1. last dream you remember: i was at the beach with my cousins having a smoked and i tried to convince them not to tell my dad then a huge tour bus came to pick us up and i found spring rolls on my seat and i was about to eat them when my cousin took it from me, ate it himself and said, mouth full, “now i wont tell on you”
    2. can you juggle: no
    3. art/sports/both: mmm watching sports
    4. do you like writing: i like it but i suck at it
    5. do you like dancing: yes
    6. do you like singing: yes, but i sound awful

    fantasize

    1. dream vacation: idk just a place where i could enjoy myself
    2. dream date: just something fun
    3. dream partner: someone eho has a sense of humor that’s all i ask for!! (oh and if he can dance it’s a plus)
    4. dream wedding: idk i haven’t got that far
    5. dream pet: dog
    6. dream job: getting paid for doing nothing? haha

    1. favorite song: losing my way - justin timberlake, people are strange - the doors, cuando pase el temblor - soda stereo
    2. favorite album: its a hard question
    4. last song you heard on the radio: a bad dream - keane
    5. least favorite song: dna by little mix (only cos my sister plays it over and over and over again and im sick of it)
    6. least favorite album: dont know
    7. least favorite artist: justin bieber

    preferences

    1. guys/girls/other genders: guys
    2. hair color: doesn’t matter
    3. eye color: any 
    4. humorous/serious: both at the right time
    5. taller/shorter: taller than me
    6. biggest turn-off: gross feet, asshole-ness
    7. biggest turn-on: smirks



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